help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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