I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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