She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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