hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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