He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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