her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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