So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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