mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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