yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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