But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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