Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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