oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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