I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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