hotel room ftw
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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