Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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