the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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