I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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