i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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