batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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