i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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