He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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