the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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