Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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