Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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