Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
