What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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