i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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