if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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