I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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