I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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