The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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