I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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