am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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