Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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