Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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