ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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