so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
there was a trapeze. enough said
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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