she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Mom said you looked used
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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