If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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