Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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