She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Operation Purity has been aborted
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
