So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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