I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Randomize
