4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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