I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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