I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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