forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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