We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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