I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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