I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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